Rob's Amazing Blockbuster Generator

Let's face it, coming up with a new movie idea isn't exactly rocket science these days. But today I was sorta stressed and decided that it was very important that I spend a few minutes and write yet another stupid perl script. This one makes it easy to create a plot summary for any number of next summers hollywood blockbuster hits. What follows is 5 potential films that one of the major studios might just produce. Reload and get 5 more. If you have good ideas for additional people and plots, fell free to let me know.

• Any Large Breasted Baywatch Star and a teenage hacker have wacky misadventures in Vietnam.
• A japanese Lawyer and a talking pig fight zombies who are attacking the farm.
• A snotty rich little girl and a heavy metal rock band get trapped in a vehicle that will explode if it drops under 55 MPH.
• A Ruthless Prison Warden and a new York Cabbie assasinate a major world leader.
• A group of toys and a Ruthless Prison Warden recite two hours of Quentin Tarentino dialog.

Entertained by this?

You can snag the perl script and the data file. It's simple stuff. There are bugs, I don't care.